Unfortunately we haven't been able to book any opposition for this Saturday's 2nd XI friendly match and libel laws stop us from casting aspersions on the courage of potential opposition.

However, fear not, there will be a practice session instead starting at 2pm Saturday 4 May. If enough players turn up maybe an impromptu short game will break out - you can only find out if you turn up.

This practice session is open to all: if you're a Sunday player and want to impress Clive with your work ethic then please do come. If you're Clive and want to inspect your Sunday players then please also come along.